Something Pretentious

buttergin:

brighteyesdown:

im-cool-like-that:

Hamlet the Pig Tries to Get Into the Pool [x]

OMFG. A PIG NAMED HAMLET

Dear person who named their pig Hamlet: I’m thinking a spring wedding?

Arthur Darvill asked by anon

zeus: hey i just met you
zeus: and this is crazy
zeus: but i just turned into an animal and fucked you with genitalia that are not meant for penetrative sex with human beings and impregnated you with my demi-god child
zeus: so raise him maybe